If Dr. Temperance Brennan had a TV show on the "Bones of Hasty-Bake ovens" this would definitely be an episode:
I was collecting firewood at a friends lake property the other day, and ran across the following crime scene pictured here.
There I was, in a thick forest of scrub oak when suddenly I came upon this frightening sight. My guess is that it was once a late 60's early 70's Legacy model. But that was just about the only thing distinguishable of this abandoned Hasty-Bake.
It was at first, funny to see the wheels clearly rusted and fallen off their axle right where it stood. But that is where the comedy ended and the sadness began.
You can see where this poor Hasty-Bake had given up the ghost more than once, as evidenced from the patch job around the base. Oh, the stories this char-grill oven could tell... but there is no saving it now. The weather and neglect has all but fully reclaimed this Charcoal Chariot back to the earth.